SleepyHoller

If Jem from The Holograms and the Log Lady from Twin Peaks mated, I would be their awkward child.

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"In desperate love, we always invent the characters of our partners, demanding they be what we need of them, and then feeling devastated when they refuse to perform the role we created in the first place."
— Elizabeth Gilbert (via ohlovequotes)
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androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

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REBLOG if you are hella bored and wouldn’t mind some curious anons.
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vanillaa-sunshine:

❁❁ Calm and relaxing jungle blog ❁❁
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Anonymous said: How do I make sure my fuckbuddy doesn't catch the feelings for me? I just want to root and boot her. Also, what's the best course of action if she does catch the feelings for me?

s00tball:

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s00tball:

Be yourself and I’m sure she’ll fall out of love pretty quickly. (:

FUUUUCKK I’M TWO HOURS FROM MELBOURNE BUT I COULD HEAR THE SHOTS FIRED FROM HERE

That comment made my night, man. Ahahaha

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moistnoodles:

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danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description
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